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Top Ten
Things That Sound Dirty In Law...
Top ten
things that sound dirty in golf...
Top Ten Things That Sound Dirty In Law But Aren't:
10. Have you looked through her briefs?
9. He is one hard judge.
8. Counselor, let's do it in chambers.
7. Her attorney withdrew at the last
minute.
6. Is it a penal offense?
5. Better leave the handcuffs on.
4. For $200 an hour, she better be good.
3. Can you get him to drop his suit?
2. The judge gave her the stiffest one he
could.
And the number 1 thing that sounds dirty
in law but isn't:
1. Think you can get me off?
Top ten things that
sound dirty in golf but aren't:
10. Nuts...my shaft is bent
9. After 18 holes I can barely walk
8. You really whacked the hell out of
that sucker
7. Look at the size of his putter
6. Keep your head down and spread your
legs a bit more
5. Mind if I join your threesome?
4. Stand with your back turned and drop
it
3. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a
good grip
2. Nice stroke, but your follow through
has a lot to be desired
And the number 1 thing that sounds dirty
in golf but isn't:
1. Hold up...I need to wash my balls first
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