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5
Presidents were on a sinking ship...
Bill and
Hillary lay down for bed.
If
Clinton would have been impeached...
Titles
considered for Monica's new autobiography...
Falwell & Clinton
Jerry Falwell was seated next to President Clinton on a recent flight.
After the plane was airborne, the flight attendant came around for
drink orders. The President asked for a whiskey & soda, which was
brought and placed before him.
The attendant then asked the minister if he would also like a drink.
The minister replied in disgust, "Ma'am, I'd rather be savagely raped
by a brazen whore than let liquor touch these lips!"
The President then handed his drink back to the attendant and said,
"I'm sorry, I didn't know there was a choice. I'll have the same thing
he's having."
5 Presidents were on a
sinking ship...
Gerald Ford said, "What do we do?"
George Bush said, "Man the lifeboats!"
Jimmy Carter said, "Women and children
first."
Richard Nixon said, "Screw the women and
children."
Bill Clinton said, "Do you think we have time?
Bill and Hillary lay down for bed.
Bill gently taps Hillary on the shoulder and starts
rubbing her arm.
Hillary turns over and says: "I'm sorry Bill,
I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow
and I want to stay fresh."
Bill, rejected, turns over and tries to sleep.
A few minutes later, Bill rolls back over and taps
Hillary again.
This time he whispers in her ear: "Do you have a
dentist appointment tomorrow too?"
If Clinton would
have been impeached...
He would have been the first president
to get blown out of office
Titles considered for Monica's new autobiography...
"I
Suck At My Job"
"What
Really Goes Down In The White House"
"How
I Blew It In Washington"
"Work
Hard to Find the Softer Side of the President"
"Clear
and Present Boner"
"Testing
the Limits of the Gag Rule"
"Going
Back for Gore"
"Podium
Girl"
"Secret
Services to the President"
"Harass
is Not Two Words: The Story of Bill Clinton"
"Deep
Inside The Oval Office"
"The
Congressional Study on White House Intern Positions"
"My
Chief of Staff"
"Al
Gore Is In Command For The Next 30 Minutes"
"How
To Beat Off the Government"
"Going
Down and Moving Up"
"Members
of the Cabinet"
"Me
and My Big Mouth"
"How
To Get A Head in Business"
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