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The crap List

The science of categorizing crap has been thoroughly investigated and developed over the year

by our crap specialists. Some said you are what you crap. This saying is true because the kind

of food you eat really does affect the nature of your crap

and your crapping habits. The following is the breakdown types of craps.

Ghost crap -- That's the kind where you feel the crap come out,

have crap on the toilet paper, but there is no crap in the toilet.

Clean crap -- The kind where you crap it out, see it in the toilet,

but there is nothing on the toilet paper.

Wet crap -- The kind where you wipe your but 50 times and it still feels un-wiped.

So you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you don't

ruin them with brown stain.

Second Wave crap -- It happens when you're done crapting, you've pulled your pants up to your knees,

and you realize that you have to crap some more.

Brain-Hemorrhage Through-Your-Nose-crap or the Pop-A-Vein-In- Your-Forehead crap –

The kind where you strain so much to get it out that you practically have a stroke.

Richard Simmons crap -- The kind where you crap so much that you lose 30 pounds.

Corn crap -- Self-explanatory.

Lincoln Log crap -- The kind of crap that is so huge that you're afraid to flush the toilet

without breaking it into a few pieces with your toilet brush.

Drinker's crap -- That is the kind of crap that you have the morning after a long night of drinking.

It's most noticeable trait is the treadmarks left on the bottom of the toilet.

"Gee, I Wish I Could crap" crap -- It's the kind where you want to crap,

but all you do is sit on the toilet cramped and fart a few times.

Spinal Tap crap -- That's the kind where it hurts so much coming out that you

swear it was leaving you sideways.

Wet Cheeks crap or the Power Dump -- That's the kind that comes out of your ass so fast

that you butt cheeks get splashed with the toilet water.

Liquid crap -- That's the kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out of your butt,

splatters all over the inside of the toilet bowl, the whole time chronically burning your tender anus.

Mexican Food crap -- A class all its own!!

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